Jerry Jeudy, a man who wears a star of David chain not because of his religious affiliations but because his pals call him "Jew," just became my favorite player in the NFL. Potentially all of sports. This man got himself some of the finest weed money can buy back on August 8, 2013, and started riffing on Sesame Street in the most profound way imaginable. What if you saw Cookie Monster beating the brakes off Big Bird for smashing Elmo's cheeks to smithereens? Jerry Jeudy + Colorado dispensaries is a match made in heaven and one we'll get to watch unfold for many, many years.