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Tristan Wirfs, Extremely Athletic Human Being

Mother fucking BEAST. Jumped out of a goddamn pool. We will miss Tristan Wirfs dearly at Kinnick Stadium but it's pretty damn cool knowing he's going to the NFL to protect Tom Brady. Do you think Tristan will debate with Tom who's better at the QB sneak, him or Nate Stanley? He definitely won't but I'm gonna pretend he will. Congrats to Tristan. 

PS- Everybody born in Iowa can jump out of a pool like that, I just choose not to.