Sooooo, What Do We Think Is In Jim Irsay's Gigantic Metal Briefcase?

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Pills? Money? Human Remains? Blackmail photos? I may be making something out of nothing here (I am) but I really want to know what’s in that briefcase. You don’t rock a metal briefcase for your computer and a notebook, you just don’t. That’s something that needs to be secured at all times, something no one should be seeing. What’s in the box Jim? Show me what’s in the box!

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Should I come in orrrrrr, oh, there are only 4 seats and 5 of us?

*Awkward silence*

oh, ok, I’ll just stand over here by the door.

h/t adam