I know this video isn't great. TRUST ME, I know. But look, when I see the opportunity to link or segue to what might be the greatest scene in cinematic or television history, I'm going to do it 10x out of 10, and make no mistake about it, Alexandra Daddario's nude scene in season 1 of True Detective is the greatest scene in cinematic or TV history.
It's better than this:
Or any other scene that didn't immediately pop in my brain.
Now - I know what you're thinking. "WSD, YOU ATHLETIC FREAK OF NATURE, I KNOW ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO IS LINK TO THE KING RICHARD'S FAIRE VIDEO!!! YOU'RE SUCH A RASCAL!!!"
I get it. I've done that many times and perhaps it was me getting too carried away. But I PROMISE YOU I wouldn't do that with the greatest scene in cinematic or TV history. Those tiits are sacred; handcrafted by god himself. This is Dave Williams looking you, the commenter internet pervert, in the eyes and saying that this link will take you to a quick video of those great tits. Not Troll Sox Dave.
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