I'm running out of ways to be interesting in a hurry. I need this quarantine to end as soon as possible so I can be surrounded by funnier and more talented people.
On this episode we talk mostly sports. I like Tua more than Justin Herbert and I think the top 3 will be Burrow-Young-Okudah.
My son spilled milk all over the floor but then he brought me cake.
Also I haven't told anybody this but I paid $75 to enter a set-breaking of 1985-86 Fleer basketball cards Tuesday night. The best-case scenario was getting a $10k Michael Jordan card but I also could've landed a Hakeem or a Barkley rookie card.
I got Xavier Fuckin' McDaniel.