Rory Looking Weird As Fuck On The Latest Cover Of Golf Digest

Yahoo!- Rory McIlroy is the top-ranked golfer on the planet. Now, he’ll try to accomplish something just five others have done: win a career slam in this year’s Masters at Augusta National. But 2015 hasn’t been all that kind to the defending Open Championship and PGA Champion. Two weeks ago, he missed the cut at the rain-soaked Honda Classic. It was only his 12th missed cut on the PGA Tour. Then, the Northern Irishman finished ninth at Doral. But his weekend will be remembered for his 3-iron toss into a lake on the eighth hole. His biggest head scratcher, though, could be this sneak peak of the April cover of Golf Digest released on Instagram. The Masters preview edition features McIlroy’s face on the statue of David, in a kilt, with a golf bag over his shoulder

Ehhhhhhhhh.  I don’t know about that.  I mean I get it.  Or at least I think I do.  He’s the statue of David.  A hero and it’s supposed to represent him as the next great golfer?  I don’t know, I suck at interpreting things but all I’m getting is a Tiger-on-the-cover-of-Vanity-Fair vibe

Rory isn’t exactly on a roll in terms of 2015.  His season so far is more known for chucking a 3 iron into a lake and having Donald Trump return it more than anything else.  He’s still the #1 golfer, he’s still coming off the best season of his career that included tow majors and it’s still #RorysWorld.  He just hasn’t been playing all that well yet.  Maybe he just needs to shake off the rust.  But that magazine cover?  Not so sure about that.  It creeps me out.  I have an idea.  Let’s get Rory a win at Augusta in about a month so he completes his career grand slam and everything is all good again. Cool?  Cool.  Ready, break.

To be honest, the article I’m most interested in is this

Although maybe it won’t be that interesting.  My encounters with cart girls are all pretty much the same.  They’re super hot, I’m super drunk so I say something borderline inappropriate, she awkwardly laughs, I buy a six pack of beer from her for 18 dollars and we all go our separate ways.