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This Baby Just Got A Full Ride To Bama

This child is either a 5 year old that was shaved and put into a diaper, or we have the next Butterbean on our hands. I'm not even sure what his mother was eating while pregnant to make this happen. Was she sucking down whatever sludge they put into GMO apples to make them so huge? HGH smoothies meant specifically for Peyton's wife and not him? Mario mushrooms? Creatine powder? (It's not just water weight, I swear man it's real mass). I have no clue, but this baby will be the nightmares of SEC edge rushers and get drafted among first 20 overall picks in about 17 years. Can someone find a bookie that takes this sort of futures action?