Crude Oil Smokeshow Looks Nervous As Global Oil Markets Plunge Into The Negative Dollars Per Barrel Range

Folks, they don’t call it crude oil because it’s a polite and easy-going industry.

Anyway, that joke was the reason I wanted to write this blog. I don’t know what any of this shit means and I don’t really care unless someone makes me look like an idiot in the comments or says that this makes me look really insensitive. If that happens, I’d like to remind everyone that humor is often a coping mechanism and I’m secretly devastated about the oil.