So Did The Gang Finally Solve The Gas Crisis?

This may come as a massive shock to some of you but I'm actually not very well versed in the world of stocks, oil, and really anything outside of writing some bullshit about hockey, lacrosse and smoking meats on the internet. Aside from those 3 things, my brain consists of nothing more but some quotes from Adam Sandler movies. So I don't know what this oil price plummet means but all it sounds like to me is that we're no longer getting plowed in the ass by the oil companies with their 10-gallon hats and their rotten ass-plowing hearts. 

It looks like we're doing a little bit of plowing on our own now that oil companies will pay you to take oil off their hands. Hell, I might go crazy and just grab a quick 1000 barrels right now with that stimulus check. I've wanted to be a slimy oil tycoon since I first saw There Will Be Blood and now my dreams can become a reality. Time to get rich quick. Wild card, bitches!!! YEEEE HAWWWWW