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Cardi B Tweeted Out A Video Of Me Breaking An Egg Open With My Ass Cheeks

Look, sometimes you get too much shell in your eggs when you break them with your hands but that's the only thing we can do right?

 I have found that the simple move of getting on your counter whilst wearing man panties that make your ass look like a billion bucks and putting the entire egg in the crack of your ass and then crushing the shell with the force of a thousand twerks is BY FAR the best way to make an egg. Scambled, obviously. You'd have to be a fucking sicko to try and poach an egg like that. 

If you arent making your eggs this way, you're simple okurrrr?