Look, sometimes you get too much shell in your eggs when you break them with your hands but that's the only thing we can do right?
I have found that the simple move of getting on your counter whilst wearing man panties that make your ass look like a billion bucks and putting the entire egg in the crack of your ass and then crushing the shell with the force of a thousand twerks is BY FAR the best way to make an egg. Scambled, obviously. You'd have to be a fucking sicko to try and poach an egg like that.
If you arent making your eggs this way, you're simple okurrrr?