Devin McCourty Is Coming Back To New England Because Of Course He Is

Duhhhhh. This is why I can’t listen to talk radio during free agency in the NFL. Everyone is always in a constant state of panic. “BELICHICK FRANCHISED A KICKER INSTEAD OF MCCOURTY?!?! WHAT IS HE THINKING?!?!” He’s thinking that he’s smarter than everyone. He’s thinking that while teams like the goddamn Jaguars might make big money offers, Bill can strut in and put his dick (and/or Super Bowl rings) on the table then have players immediately ask where to sign, so why waste cap space with a tag. McCourty was always coming back. You ever see all Jason McCourty’s quotes about how fucking depressing it is that Devin is always in the playoffs and he’s always packing up his locker? Of course Devin wasn’t going to some joke team for a couple extra bucks. Just like Revis is coming back. Those are facts and I literally never doubted it for a second.

All hail.