Hardo Of The Year Candidate- The Scuba Diver Who Retrieved Rory's 3 Iron From The Lake
Hardoooooooooooo. Was this really necessary? I’m gonna say no. It’d be cooler if they just left the club in the bottom of the lake and it was never heard from again. Fans could go there and say, “Yep that’s where Rory tossed his club. It’s somewhere at the bottom of the lake.” Instead, now they made a big deal out of it and some guy had to dive into the lake and retrieve it. It was pretty great seeing the dude emerge from the water and hold the club up like a trophy though. He couldn’t have been more proud of himself.
And then Donald Trump returned the club to Rory.
“You ever throw another club into my fucking lake I’ll have you killed when I become president, you hear me? Now smile for the cameras.”