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Just doin a little Don’t Close My Beach For Public Safety Reason Goofin while in full uniform. I wonder if he’s wearing his dress shoes too. If so, he’s gonna need new ones. No chance they are still shiny after standing in the wave breaks. Them bad boys ain’t cheap either.

Oh well. I salute this Master Chief. Anytime you can go viral on the internet you gotta do it so well done. That being said, I hope someone is there to help him carry his coat after he gets out. It’s made from wool so it’d be really heavy. It’d be like taking anchors away from the beach. Get it?