New research suggests that time in space may actually enlarge a humans brain, BUT would it also work on the brain most men really think with? ARTICLE
"LONG EXPOSURE TO MICROGRAVITY LITERALLY CAUSED SPACE TRAVELERS' BRAINS TO CHANGE IN SHAPE AND VOLUME."
Honestly, that article explains some interesting stuff about the brain, but let's get back to how space might effect the penis.
Now, the shape thing is VERY worrisome, but the volume thing is promising. I know, I must have a small dick if I'm thinking about this, right? Save it for the comment section, Lexington Steele. Also, I'm too much of a pussy to ever strap my ass into a rocket, so I will never actually know if it would work, and I don't need it, yea!! I don't need it!!
This got me thinking though, maybe this is why those astronauts walk around so cocky, heads held high, those bastards are returning to Earth with a weapon in their space suits! They are doing a great job at keeping this a secret if it's true, and for good reason. Can you imagine if word got out that traveling to space would make your penis bigger, it would be mayhem, they would find a bunch of dead stowaways after every mission.
Also, what if there are a bunch of aliens out there with huge brains AND huge penises, talk about a bad invasion.....
Have a great fucking day!