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Joe Buck Responds To The $1 Million Offer For Him To Do Porn Play By Play

Original Blog - A Porn Site Is Willing To Pay Joe Buck $1 Million To Announce Cam Shows, But Who Would Be The BEST At Play-By-Play Pornography? 

As an OG member of Team Buck, I love this. I've always been a Joe Buck guy, never understood any of the hate. If you're one of those moronic Yankee fans or high horse fan of any team who STUPIDLY think hes bias against your team, you're not allowed to laugh at this. Anybody who is dumb enough to think a national broadcaster is rooting against your team, when the opposing team's fanbase is saying the same exact thing in the same exact game, well they arent allowed to enjoy this tweet.

But it begs the question...what site do we think Joe Buck subscribes to? Is he just a straight shooter - fastball right down the middle with a Brazzers account? Does he go for a catch-all with Pornhub premium? Maybe he likes to get a little nuts and he's got a Kink dot com password???? Who knows. Maybe he's pretty specific and likes to go with an Only Fans subscription. Does anybody know if Fernando Tatis has an account??

Either way, its a masterclass in how to make people like you on the internet. Which is why its funny its attached to a Darren Rovell tweet. Could not be more polar opposite approaches to their use of the internet. 

PS - Its pretty wild that the same guy who had a brain aneurysm over Randy Moss pretending to show his butt is out here all these years later joking about all the porn he pays for. Maybe Dan and PFT loosened him up. This Buck is WAY better.