Dangerous Weapons? CHECK
Random Animals? CHECK
Some would say that Mario Kart is actually the original unboxing! But I don't want to mess with my boss who invented Barstool and the internet, so we'll just say today is a spinoff of his unboxing that may not be as hilarious, still has its moments.
Now here are my apology gifs for the clickbait. Today's gif search term is "Sexy"
Click Burglar Koopa Troopa Clem...OUT!!!