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A Refresh Of The Seven Words You Can’t Say On TV

I dont think Ive ever seen this letter before and I’m not a huge stand up fan so Ive never really seen Carlin’s list.

Honest to god, not being about to say tits is bullshit. Uhhh it’s called Science, Supreme Court. It’s a part of the body and they are beautiful no matter whom they belong to. Man. Woman. Doesn’t matter. Titties be popping. And piss? Grow up, Peter Pan. You mean to tell me I can’t say I gotta take a shit OR piss on radio? Disgusting.

 Midas whale be fucked by some mother fucking cocksucker (not that there’s anything wrong with that) if you’re gonna take my ability to speak freely which, lest we forget, is an aspect of liberty. And liberty, in case you’ve forgotten, liberty is the soul's right to breathe, and when it cannot take a long breath, laws -even language derived- are girded too tight. Without liberty, man is a syncope. -Will Hunting -Henry Ward Beecher -uncle chaps