Competitve Eater Furious Pete Inhales Chipotle Burritos in 25 Seconds Then 19 Seconds

 
Well I guess I know what I’m doing this weekend. He says at the end he asked them to put on everything but lettuce because nobody makes friends with lettuce. So I guess that’s what I need to do? I’m not sure I have an option, do I? If the people require an extreme close up of me eating a burrito as fast as possible, then I will give the people what they want. People’s champ gonna people’s champ.
 

PS: This guy used to be anorexic, and I weigh as much as an anorexic, so we’re pretty much the same person.