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Dolphins Cheerleader Releases A Quarantine Dance So HOT It May Stop The Virus Dead In Its Tracks!

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YOWZA!  RIP Covid-19!  Maybe!  I have no idea how the virus works but I don't think anything can survive that pure HEAT!  Way to go, Paige! Keep on fighting the good fight via Beyonce and dance during lockdown!  Your service is duly noted by us all!  

PS - Please check in on Fortnight Boy and let him know I'm doing his job for him - AGAIN!  Somebody has to blog and get all these hard earned clicks and PAGEVIEWS while he sits at home playing with himself!  LAZY! 

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