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Wake Up With Adam Carolla Explaining Why Hockey Players Get The Most Pussy

Ummm...yep. I mean he clearly doesn't listen Biz because he kept calling it "stealthy" and didn't say "kills" even once in this rant, but he nailed it. NHL guys get the most. Athletic build, but normal size body. Dicks aren't going to be used in a viral internet meme and leave you with permanent damage. They've got bottle service going, but they're not in the DJ booth. Most of them can talk, but they've got the bad boy vibe. They wear nice clothes and don't look like Russell Westbrook. NHL players have it pretty good, I'd say, Adam Carolla nails it