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Polish Man Finds Gnarly As Hell Shortcut

In the words of all the Ninja Turtles, "Fucking radical." Not a lot of people remember the episode where they sweared a ton, but let us not forget they were teenagers. And teenagers are foul-mouthed often, so it should come as no surprise. But we're off track here, much like this flying car was.

Perhaps I'm wrong about the word "shortcut" in the title. Mostly because shortcut implies he got away, which this man very much did not. The only thing he appears to have escaped here is death. Which is a miracle unto itself. The only equivalent launch angle I've seen in recent memory is Mike Trout at Top Golf. 

I feel like if you're willing to attempt a maneuver like this you should be let go, assuming the crime committed which caused the police to chase you in the first place was something not too serious. Like you can't kill a guy and then do a kickflip with your car and be free on all charges. A Christ Air or a 900? We can talk, maybe let you off with some time served, but that's the best I can give you. But certainly not completely free.