Barstool Blogger Issues 50 Cent Cease and Desist Order

Uhhh hey 50 aka Ferrari f-50, this is my lane, dude. CEASE AND DESIST. I’ve been posting things that look like vaginas, buttholes, titties, and dicks since I got this gig. You don’t see me wearing bullet proof vests and challenging Floyd Mayweather to read one page of a Harry Potter book so step off my turf, Wankster. (I don’t know if wankster is offensive. If it is, I take it back. If it’s just a little ball bustin, I don’t take it back.)