Dave Portnoy Is Officially a Vol For Life

"I'm turning into a Vols fucking fan right before our eyes." — Dave Portnoy, 4/13/20

File that one under "Things You love to Hear."

I said earlier this was a recruiting tool that the rest of the country was going to wish they had taken advantage of, but it's too late. El Presidente is already a Vol For Life. Dave also astutely pointed out the "great — not good, great" colors at the University of Tennessee. You can't beat it.

I'm sorry to the rest of the college football world that this opportunity passed the rest of you by, but Dave Portnoy has been accounted for and has claimed his spot in Vol Nation.