How About Being A Guy And Deciding To Rock A Diamond "RiRi" Football Jersey?

Craziest part about this shirt, it 100% gets him laid, because if girls love one thing it’s diamonds, if they love 2 it’s diamonds and pretending like they’re a bad bitch like RiRi. Didn’t even have to waste your time in the club boss.

PS

Does this guy not have a single friend to laugh in his face and bust his balls until he burns that shirt? That’s the most confusing aspect of all this.

h.t john