Someone Needs To Come Forward With The Story Behind Porno Dan, Have To Have It

There goes Porno Dan again, living his life like a porno.

Someone has to know this guy right? A friend of a friend of a friend type of situation? We need more. Just can’t go into a stadium with a 69 Porno Dan jersey and not explain it. I can’t be the only one that desperately wants to know the story here. Does he make porn? Is he an actual porn star? Or is he just such a big fan of porn that everyone calls him porno Dan? And if that’s the case what type of porn is he into? Because just like you go to a doctor when you’re sick, you go to Porno Dan when you need a recommendation on what Porno to watch. I trust Porno Dan, I don’t even know him, but I trust him with my life. Is that weird?