Is Crystal Metheny The Most Florida Person Of All Time?

Has to be right? Crystal Metheny, arrested for lighting off fireworks inside of a car? That was a person born for felonies in the Sunshine State. Written in the stars. Remember the fullback Mack Strong who used to play for the Seahawks? It’s sort of like that. Obviously Mack Strong played football and crushes skulls for a living just like it’s obvious Crystal Metheny has spent her life getting arrested in Florida for doing dumb shit. Some things are just meant to be.