KFC Radio Episode 23 Part 2 - If I Told You I Invented The Shower Glove, Would You Wear It?

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Back for Part 2 of Episode 23. Lot of good stuff in this one but the one thing I think needs more discussion is the Shower Glove. Probably the smartest thing I have ever invented and that’s coming from a guy who thought of the Frambulance (Firetruck/Ambulance).

Everyone knows that germs make your immune system stronger. You take them in, you beat them up and then you’re a superior human being. People who wash their hands ALWAYS get sick. I literally never wash my hands and I haven’t been sick in a decade. So that’s where the Shower Glove comes into play. Why clean your hands in the shower, eliminating all those strength germs when you can wear shower gloves? Its fucking brilliant. Who wouldn’t buy a shower glove? I’d even make one of those Livestrong bracelets for it. You want to beat disease? You want to  be the healthiest you’ve ever been in 2013? You wear gloves in the shower. #GLOVESTRONG.

Sometimes I surprise myself with how smart I am.