Look At The Philly Police Department Getting Creative With Their Safety Alerts

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I was driving last night and, no lie, that comparison wasn’t too far from the truth. The ’03 beauty would’ve gladly taken it from behind from a Koopa shell than have her brakes tested on that black ice. But anybody who gets down with a little MK can get down with me. Would prefer the N64 Sherbert Island level, but that’ll do.

FYI: The champ is still here and accepting challengers.
 

Sadly improves the looks. RT @ZachSocial Smitty straight up turning into Wario@KFCBarstool @barstoolsports pic.twitter.com/Gbgemj3F5x

— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) May 2, 2014