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Killer Toddler Prank Is One Way To Almost Have Your Kid Punted To The Moon

 
Real smart, Dad. Actually, I hope he was arrested by that cop. How could he put own flesh and blood in danger of instinctively getting kicked into the next generation? Isn’t there a Rent-A-Midget or something in your town? Does Craigslist not exist? There has to be a puntable toddler available by the hour on there. Anything’s better than putting your own child at risk like this. Fucker would go right into orbit with how hard I’d Jeff Feagles it in the face.