Nick Foles Crashing Fantasy Drafts Is A Lot More Awkward Than It Needs To Be
Tip of the cap to whoever was in charge of Nick Foles going Undercover Cracker right in South Philly. No shit the 6’6 dude who’s one of the most recognizable athletes in the city was marked instantly. You can’t disguise that Napoleon Dynamite face with a hipster stash and expect to skate through unnoticed.
Regardless, Foles has a mug for radio and the personality of a stale crouton. And you know what? That’s good. Not exactly great for advertising dollars as that Nike contract takes a backseat to Courtyard Marriott, but for the Eagles it’s fantastic. Him being this socially awkward means it’s more hours out of the club and into the playbook. Between that and Chip Kelly not having a wife – he’s “married to football” – I smell the most prepared team in the NFL for years to come.
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