BREAKING NEWS ACCORDING TO EMBIID: Joel-Hans Has Moved On From Kim Kardashian To Rihanna

Relentless. From Tweet to Tweet and skank to skank, the legend of Joel Embiid continues. Unlike with KK, Joel may actually have a realistic shot with this one. Rihanna loves the dick, and Embiid apparently has the bell of the ball hibernating between his legs.

I know Embiid isn’t talking about Locust Rendezvous. Doesn’t seem like his type of spot.

Actually, the man has come from the bushes of Africa to dominate American social media. He’ll fit right in anywhere, even at the dive that is Locust Rendezvous.