Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
Introducing Ladies On Lockdown - Vol 1! You heard Lord Portnoy last week! If you're not blogging, you might as well not exist! It doesn't matter if you put out a 9,000 word thesis that takes hours upon hours to produce or whip up a few pics in 2 min, it all means the same! It doesn't really matter what you do outside the blog, not even if you're building Barstool's brand on social media or other mediums (day trading with a camera on and opening packages on IG Live, notwithstanding)! Heck, I don't even know if it's about the quality of content! It's all about the Pageviews - Pageviews - PAGEVIEWS!!! With that being said...enjoy Alexis on lockdown!
And don't forget to stop by Twitch to tell Fortnight Boy how much of a SIMP he is by doing absolutely NOTHING for the blog!