[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
HA! See - it's funny cause who the hell would watch anyone play video games in the first place! Especially someone who ISN'T EVEN A PRO AT EVERY SINGLE GAME!!! SNL does it again with the hilarity [Editor's Note #2: Actually an extremely realistic parody of a lot of Twitch streamers]! Take that lazy loser Smitty for example! Nobody outside of millions and millions have watch that SIMP run Gametime into the ground! Look at how he's fucking wasting his life and Barstool's reputation away!
What a fucking DINK with those millions of views and now millions of followers on social media he probably bought with his mama's money! All those famous guests interacting with him must've thought it was a Make A Wish deal! While we're on it, fuck not so Handsome Hank, too! There's no way he should be streaming video games and putting out clips that get tens to hundreds of thousands of views every time!
Anyone who ever wastes their time on this crap NOBODY cares about is a what the GREAT Barstool Nate would call a "L7 WEENIE"! L8TER GATORS!!!!
…wait a sec…BIG CAT IS NOW STREAMING ON TWITCH?????
OMG OMG OMG! Now a decision has been made for me by one of the coolest kids in the game! TWITCH IS AMAZING!!! I've said it all along! Video games and people who stream are fucking AWESOME! Well, just Big Cat and Coach Dug! Smitty still sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls! But there's hope! Tune in today and go get 'em, Fortnight Boy!