Why is the Internet Killing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers New Uniform? It's Sick.


Everyone all over the internet is bashing these new Bucs jerseys with meat cleavers. People saying they look like they came straight out of the XFL, or asking if the Bucs are planning on joining the Arena League any time soon. And I don’t get the hate at all, not even a little tiny bit. These uniforms are sick. I think it’s one of the best looking jerseys in football already and I haven’t even seen the dark one yet. The helmet is cool, the colors are cool, and it’s not boring and lame. Why does everyone want boring and lame? I don’t want boring and lame. I want the future. I want Oregon Ducks type shit in the NFL. The only part I don’t like is the alarm clock looking numbers, but I’m already over that. Because it’s just numbers. So let’s all take a moment to remember people crushed the Seahawks unis at first and now the Hawks are the belles of the ball. Tampa Bay Bucs, ignore those people (aka everyone on the planet besides me) who are saying this uniform is the biggest tragedy since Pearl Harbor. Some people’s eyes just haven’t evolved yet.