KFC's One Direction Rebuttal Blog

December 3rd, 2012, David “El Presidente” Portnoy writes:

Talk about a downgrade huh?  You go from a Kennedy to this?  Yeah I know he’s in some boyband or something, but give me a break.  This isn’t NSync we’re talking about here.  Seriously what is wrong with her?  Like does this kid even play sports?  And does he have curlers in his hair?   Nice forehead acne dude.

Blog don’t lie!

Never in my life have I seen one man so swayed by the opinion of others than I have with Portnoy and these One Direction cats. 2012 Harry Styles is a squid. Some pimple faced kid with curlers in his hair. Can’t even hold a candle to the guys in Nsync.

Fast forward 2 years and One Direction is hot in the streets and now Portnoy is a little fan girl. Rubbing his clit and cumming in his pants over this dude. Kendall Jenner likes him, so do I! Lauren Cosgrave loves him, so do I! The way he sings with his hands behind his back makes me wanna drop down to my knees and give him a blowjob to completion!

Have a spine for me one time, Portnoy! One time! How about some conviction! Some consistency! Some dignity! Does your opinion mean anything anymore? You’re like the girl who says she hates the song and then 2 weeks later when its on the radio and popular and everyone likes it she does too. Sickening. He even went ahead and compared it to Nsync which was my original point in the first place. Compare these dorks to Timberlake’s NSync or the Backstreet Boys and they’re a bunch of ugly nobodies.

“Harry Styles and his band are a bunch of squids unless everyone else says they are cool and sexy and then I will think that too!” Thats Dave Portnoy in a nutshell