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Introducing The Most Hated Family In America

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Anybody who follows me and Barstool New York closely knows my mortal enemy. They know my arch nemesis. My sworn foe. His name is Patrick McGillicuddy and up until last night he was my most hated person on earth.

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11 years old and 8 parades. The poster child, literally, for obnoxious Boston dominance. I hate him with the fire of a thousand suns. But last night he was dethroned as my most hated human in America. As a matter of fact, he dropped to #6. Because the Purdy family has taken the throne. All of them. Yogi Purdy, Maris Purdy, fucking Jeter Purdy and the Mom and Dad who named their kids like they were goddam dogs. Words cannot even describe how much I loathe this family. Like McGillicuddy is bad but I can’t tell you I wouldn’t be that kid if my teams went on an unprecedented run. Its more just jealousy. But the Purdy family. They are simply the worst. Pure, unadulterated hate coming their way from me and any true blue Mets fan. I hate everything they are and everything they stand for. I will never forget them – they have officially shifted the scale. The new 10 out of 10 on the Hate Richter Scale is the Purdy family. I know I’m talking about a handful of little children here and their parents who love them very much but I just don’t care. I can’t hide my feelings. If you got hate in your heart, let it out.

PS – If I were to be a total asshole like this and name my kids after Mets here would be my rankings:

1) Mookie Clancy

2) Fonzy Clancy

3) Agbayani Clancy

4) Gilkey Clancy

5) Olerud Clancy

And the dog would be named McReynolds.