Kanye West Said He took 4 Days Perfecting One Instagram Of His Wedding

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CANNES Kanye West revealed his official wedding photo with Kim Kardashian took four days to produce after top photographer Annie Leibovitz pulled out of their wedding one day before the big event. Kanye blasted Leibovitz, who shot him and Kim for the cover of Vogue, for ditching their over-the-top nuptials with just one day to go, saying, “She was afraid of celebrity.” He added that he then spent four days of his honeymoon perfecting the photo of himself kissing Kim at the altar in Florence in front of a wall of roses. Kanye explained, “Let me tell you something about that kiss photo that my girl put up … this was pissing my girl off during the honeymoon, she was exhausted because we worked on the photo so much because Annie Leibovitz pulled out right before the wedding. I think that she was, like, scared of the idea of celebrity.”  “Because Annie pulled out, I was like, ‘Okay, I still want my wedding photos to look like Annie Leibovitz,’ and we sat there and worked on that photo for, like, four days because the flowers were off-color. “Can you imagine telling someone who wants to just Instagram a photo, who’s the No. 1 person on Instagram, ‘We need to work on the color of the flower wall,’ or the idea that it’s a Givenchy dress, and it’s not about the name Givenchy, it’s about the talent that is Riccardo Tisci — and how important Kim is to the Internet. “And the fact the No. 1 most-liked photo [on Instagram] has a kind of aesthetic was a win for what the mission is, which is raising the palette. “It was a long time,” he added — drawing laughs from the audience, before later adding, “Why did Annie Leibovitz pull out one day before the wedding?” Kim and Kanye’s wedding photo is the most-liked image ever on Instagram, with more than 1.93 million likes, and more than 35,000 comments.

Bro what the fuck are you talking about? You’re not Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel. You’re not creating the Touch of God scene. You’re on Instagram posting a picture of you kissing your wife. Just like the other 50 billion pictures of guys kissing their wives. Snap a pic, crop that shit, throw on a sepia filter, press post and you just saved yourself 95 hours, 59 minutes and 45 seconds. Like I honestly don’t know what he even means about “perfecting an Instagram.” This ain’t Snapchat we’re talking about. This ain’t Hank drawing a surfer over his cock. Thats the kinda shit that might take 4 days and that only took Hank like 4 minutes. So Kanye West can spare me the dog and pony show about 4 days to post one fucking Instagram that actually turned out to be the most generic wedding picture I’ve ever seen.

PS – Annie Leibovitz pulled out of your wedding because she came to her senses and realized you and your wife are the biggest assholes on the planet earth.