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The Number 1 Red White And Blue Smokeshow From Yesterday

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Suzyn fucking Waldman. You little minx you. Stars and Stripes for days. Makes my D more excited than the time Roger Clemens was in George’s box. Baseball and a woman who undoubtedly had sex with people to get in the position she’s in – doesn’t get more American than that.

On a real note, the smokiest of American smokes yesterday was, as always, Kacie McD.

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Viva La Stool. Viva America.