BYNES!
About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I’ve gained weight! I need to be 100 lbs! twitpic.com/cn7gtx
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 30, 2013
I love the smell of crazy in the morning! A little Amanda Bynes lunacy to start your Wednesday morning. I think we’ve found the new Joker for the next installment of Batman. Its like a new take on the classic villain – half a head of hair and a great set of tits, but still has that plastic face with overblown lips and an absolutely insane personality.
PS – 135? Yea…in your bra. I don’t care what the number on the scale is, from the neck down it looks pretty tight to me. Rack looks straight up amazing. Stay Sexy…Stay Crazy…BYNES.
PPS – I have never been more right about anything than predicting the demise of this chick: “Make no mistake about it, folks, Amanda Bynes is a runaway train right now, and its only a matter of time before she runs out of tracks. She’s about 2 months away from a total meltdown. I can feel it in my bones” – KFC, Guess That Ass, May 30th, 2012