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Lunatic On The C Train Angry Because A Honkey Stole His Dollar

Hey Denzel take it easy bro. Honkeys don’t steal from you on the subway. I’m pretty sure that you got that backwards. And whats up with the Puerto Rican guy getting a pass in the beginning there? If I’m missing money on the subway the last guys I’m ruling out are the Puerto Ricans. Being perfectly honest – if you took some time refining that Honkey Song of yours instead of spending your whole ride accusing white women of thievery, you probably would have earned that dollar back a lot faster.

PS – This white woman at the 1:28 mark:

Could not get off that train fast enough. When he screamed “Hey you white woman” she just causally packs her shit up and waits for the train doors to open but she was absolutely expecting to be kidnapped. Its all fun and games until someone starts yelling “Hey you white woman! Bring me that honkey!” and then its time to go. The whole “don’t make eye contact” technique ain’t enough once we cross over to that world.