Miltons Pimp My Look

Hey Feitelberg,

These pictures pretty much say it all. My buddy Suis is an absolute sex machine. But, he is lacking that one thing to put him up in the category with the Leo’s and McConaughy’s of the world, a decent sense of style. If he had this I’m telling you the kid would be going places rather than working the night shift at little Caesars. His wardrobe consists of 4 shirts that are completely covered with stains from sauces/puke and semen and a single pair of jeans that he bought for 11 dollars. Where do you buy jeans for 11 dollars? Not only does a homeless man own more clothes then him, but he also fluctuates weight more than Jonah Hill. So as you can see at the moment everything is about 4 sizes too big.  He feels that it is his obligation to be the drunkest girl at every party so hugging toilets and sleeping on the grossest college floors never seems to help clean those clothes. Might I add, whatever you see him wearing on Thursday you can bet your ass the same outfit will be on Sunday because showering/ changing clothes on the weekend just isn’t his style…Don’t get me wrong he is a phenomenal kid and the life of the party, he just needs some help, so that when he finally goes on an interview for a real job they won’t mistake him for the janitor. So please barstool/Milton’s pimp the shit out of my buddy Suis.