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Driving With A Shit Ton Of Snow On Your Car Should Not Be A Crime

whathappens

 
This is BULLSHIT. Anybody who cleans their car off totally is a sucker and a loser. Time is money. Money is time. While you’re shoveling snow off your roof and your hood like a goody two shoes I’m closing deals. The internet moves fast. I need to move faster. If I have an inch visibility I’m good to go and cracking skulls on my Iberry. The wind will clean it off on the highway and the wind works for free like a bitch. If the snow lands on the guy behind me so be it. Social Darwinism. Look it up.