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For The Second Time This Week Someone Pulled The Fire Alarm In The Pats Hotel Last Night

Tuesday

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Last Night

 

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Where’s Roger Goodell right this second? Not because I want him to put a stop to this, but because he’s suspect #1. Would it surprise anyone is he’s running around Glendale in a ski mask pulling fire alarms and making the Patriots get up in the wee hours of the night? Wouldn’t shock me at all. He’ll stop at nothing to make sure the Patriots don’t win this game. He’ll produce every distraction he possibly can. DeflateGate, AlarmGate, doesn’t matter. All he wants is to ruin the Patriots Super Bowl. I guess we’re just lucky this is happening to us and not Seattle so “Belichick has been conspiring to wake the Seahawks up” didn’t become a storyline like it definitely would have.

 

 

 

PS – I forget what Nickelodeon cartoon it was but when I was younger I remember there was one where someone kept pulling the fire alarm at school. To catch the culprit, they put peanut butter all over the handle so after it was all over his hands. Busted him so hard. Just an idea.

 

 

PPS – Belichick may put snipers on every alarm tonight. Not a joke.