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29 Year Old Virgin Tries To Sell His V-Card For 850 Euros... Gets Zero Offers

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(Source)A debt-ridden Romanian man proved to be unlucky in love after trying to sell his virginity for £700 – and failing to receive a single offer. Seb Ciercies was left baffled by the lack of interest having described himself in a local newspaper as ‘Athletic, toned and dark-haired’. The 29-year-old virgin conceded that he was ‘no Brad Pitt’ after his money-making plan flopped – but expressed surprise that nobody wanted to ‘try out’ his ‘great body’. Mr Ciercies had announced his intentions to sell his virginity to any takers in Brasov, a city in central Romania – making it clear that transport was ‘not included’. Keen to secure an early sale, he did not specify whether buyers should be male or female. He wrote: ‘Man, 29, Brasov. Athletic and toned, dark haired. I’m selling my virginity. Price: 850 Euros. Transport not included.’ But weeks after placing the advert, aimed at clearing mounting debts, Mr Ciercies was still no closer to abandoning his virtue – and had not had even one response from a potential buyer. He said: ‘I don’t understand it. I’m a good looking guy with a good physique. I thought someone might even offer me more.

Hey, Seb, you’ve been trying to give it away for free for 29 years and haven’t had any success. You thought slapping a price tag like that on it was going to get you laid? Like sticker shock leads to blowjobs or something? I mean I kind of respect the hustle. If I put an old Pinto on sale for 100,000 dollars people would be mystified. They’d think there was something they’re missing to the deal, like the price is so preposterous that they’re the sucker if they don’t buy it. But, at the end of the day, it’s well known how virgins fuck. Men buy virgins at auction because 1, we’re disgusting and 2, there’s some primal pride in taking a woman’s virginity. Those rules don’t translate to the opposite sex. Women aren’t interested in paying 850 for two pumps from Seb. If 400 bucks a pump were the going rate I’d be like a thousandaire by now.