Remember when these were all the rage? When Antoine Dodson and the "ain't nobody got time for that" lady and the hitchhiker with a hatchet who went SMASH all had Billboard chart hits with their insane interviews? I loved those things, we all did. It was some genuine, old school internet shit. Remixed news interviews, Jerry Lawler saying "HE HAS BROKEN HIM IN HALF" on random videos, and pictures of grotesque things that still haunt you every time you close your eyes. That's what the internet did, and I'm glad to have a little taste of it back. You can catch me out at the bar dancing my goddamn ass off to this song the moment we're all allowed outside again.
I CALL FOR A SUPERNATURAL HEAT WAVE... STRAIGHT OUTTA HELL
COVID NINETEEEEEEEEN CO CO COVIN NINETEEEEEEN