FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP THIS BABY ZEBRA!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL THOSE OTHER PUSSY ZEBRAS!? STEP UP! HELP! ITS A ZEBRA CALF GETTING DROWNED RIGHT THERE IN THE OPEN AFRICAN SUNLIGHT! PHIL COLLINS HAS MADE SONGS ABOUT LESS? DONT REMEMBER THAT REFERENCE? ITS ABOUT SOMEONE DROWNING WELL THAT WAS THE RUMOR ANYWAY. I BELIEVE ITS ACTUALLY BEEN DISPELLED MULTIPLE TIMES OVER THE YEARS. whoops. Just noticed caps lock was on. Embarrassing. That’s late night blogging tho. Anyway, here’s Phil Collins and then Wonderwall.