Mugshot Hall Of Fame Inductee Arrested After Trying To Steal Candy From a Subway

WUSA – A drunk Md. man wearing only a pair of shorts and white socks was arrested Friday afternoon for trying to steal candy from a Subway restaurant in Prince Frederick, Md. Calvert County Sheriff’s Office responded to the business for the report of a suspicious person around 1:36 p.m. The subject, 50-year-old James Dean Wirick, of Lusby, Md. seemed to be drunk and was only wearing a pair of shorts and white socks, authorities said. A deputy spotted Wirick trying to put candy into his pocket, which he had not paid for. Wirick was charged with theft under $100 and disorderly conduct. Upon arrival at the detention center Wirick ripped a telephone out of the wall. Wirick was also charged with destruction of property less than $1,000.

I’ve done it. I’ve found my favorite mugshot of all time. And wouldn’t you know it, it comes straight out of Maryland. An absolute bonkers mugshot. His leanback game is so on point. Doesn’t give a fuck. Doing the Fat Joe rock away better than Fat Joe did it himself. And the arrest is for trying to steal candy from a Subway. I bet they were sour patch kids. Most stealable candy out there. I’ve never seen a bag of sour patch kids I didn’t want to steal. Big time slap in the face to Subway that he didn’t even try to steal a sub, just candy. He didn’t want any of their fake weird meat, just wanted to get in and out with some candy and call it a great day.