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I Refuse To Believe That Anyone Gets THIS Fucked Up After Getting Their Wisdom Teeth Out

Confession: I HATE wisdom teeth videos. I hate everything about them. "Look at how fucked up my kid is! Isn't it funny?!? HA-HA-HA-HA!!" That's the entire joke. I'm not a truther or a conspiracy theorist by any stretch of the imagination, but every time I see one of these videos I feel like it's bullshit. Do people really get that fucked up after getting a wisdom tooth out? Or has your kid just never had a beer? They have to be hamming it up for the camera. Their subconscious knows they're getting a reaction so they keep going. 

I mean look at this girl? She's CRYING after seeing a cup.

Put the camera down and snap her out of it, mom. She's blacked out on laughing gas. There's nothing funny about that. 

The entire dental hygiene industry as a whole is such a joke. What other medical professional can send their patients home completely mangled and get get away with it? And don't even get me started on teeth cleanings. I didn't get mine done for six years and when I finally went back they told me everything looked "perfect." It's pretty simple: brush, floss, and use fluoride and you won't have any problems. Having someone stab your gums until they bleed does nothing other than put a check in their pocket. 

But anyway, back to the wisdom teeth. Stop filming your kids. It's embarrassing. End rant.