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I Am Absolutely Fascinated With How Pissed This Police Chief From Uganda Is Over Social Distancing

When he says at 43 seconds that we need to grab kids by the dick and the nuts and squeeze and twist them off to make a point.. I swear for a moment I almost died. I had to look down to make sure my sack was still there. This is a man who absolutely means business and for the life of me I'm wondering why we gotta be such pussies domestically. Everyone's trying to wear a smile and pretend baseball is coming back and that we still haven't even eclipsed a fraction of the total pain of COVID-19. Get serious. If we had any sense we'd be more dialed in to the threat like my Ugandan police chief here. Where I'm from we call that Vigilance and you bet your ass that as a God fearing red blooded American man, I absolutely respect it.  I'd play for this guy any time. Any day. Any place in the United States. Name it and I'm there Coach.