See, WhiteSox Dave and I play a game of The Show every single morning. And every single morning WhiteSox Dave not only loses a game of The Show, but he chooses to embarrass himself by A) Not knowing how to play the game and B) Even worse, not knowing the game of baseball. Simple stuff like this is Baseball 101, Dave. Know the situation and be somebody.
Or know how simple rundowns work:
Or not to give Bryce Harper a free bag out of pure spite every single time (end of montage):
It's ok, Dave. It'll get better. Not today while we play, or ever. But it'll get better probably when the sun explodes.